My cousin Danny is thin. Really thin. At every family cookout, someone calls him “Beanpole.” He laughs every time. That is the magic of good nicknames. A great nickname is not an insult. It is a badge. It says, “We see you. We love you. And we cannot resist a joke.” This guide is packed with funny nicknames for skinny guys. You will find sweet ones. You will find savage ones. You will find weird ones too. Each list comes with real meanings. Each list comes with real origins. By the end, you will have the perfect name for your…